i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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