wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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