Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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