i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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