Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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