Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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