Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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