he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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