How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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