My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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