I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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