we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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