glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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