he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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