You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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