At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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