Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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