We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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