So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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