I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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