You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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