Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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