I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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