just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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