plz talk dirty to me
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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