The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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