I bet he comes in French.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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