Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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