Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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