Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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