All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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