I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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