PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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