No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
this is an emotional support booty call
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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