Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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