Don't you send me to vm
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Found your dick twin last night
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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