Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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