Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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