marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I want her autograph on my taint
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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