people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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