Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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