Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Houston, we have a blender
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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