Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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