Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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