erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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