whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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