I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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