Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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