I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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