Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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