Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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