just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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