we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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