Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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