hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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